So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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