Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I look better un-naked...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
