Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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