Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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