should my penis look like a turkey
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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