Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
