How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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