Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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