are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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