You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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