Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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