nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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