C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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