you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hello my rib-scented angel!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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