Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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