How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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