problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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