Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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