they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
