Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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