you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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