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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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