3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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