He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I got her a Nickelback box set.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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