i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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