ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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