fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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