Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
