she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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