help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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