Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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