she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I believe in your delicious
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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