This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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