what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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