16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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