See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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