yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
