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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I can't find my pants or my car

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  I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...

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  ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado

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• (407): View more from Florida

  she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.

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  Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.

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• (805): View more from California

  I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.

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• (582): View more from

  You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.

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