I wish life had little blips of pornography
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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