Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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