We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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