It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She said her name was "party"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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