do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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