We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Randomize
