The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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