He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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