I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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