Sry I called you an 8
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What a fucking waste of an outfit
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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