question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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