Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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