Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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