That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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