There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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