This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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