there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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